Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Debrief of Candlelight Christmas

It's finally over. The show ended with a blast, as the KLPac Sinfonietta and La Voice Youth Choir received a standing ovation for their last show. They deserved it, of course - they worked damn hard leading up to the production, and throughout the production. So: what happened, what have I learned, what can I do better next time, and what can others do better? Note that in hindsight, I really should have taken pictures so that it's much clearer - but at that time, fiddling with a damn camera was the last thing on my mind while I learned about a whole new world. Pictures displayed below are shots from other sites serving as samples and in no way depict Pentas 1 or any persons alive or otherwise relating to the abovementioned production.

Full Dress Rehearsal full frontal

Procedure

The production form needs to be filled in a month before the show. It lists showtimes, rehearsal times (tech & full dress), tech set-up times and basic show details. The DBKL licence application happens 3 weeks before the show - it takes about 10 working days (2 weeks) to complete. I picked mine up on the same day as the opening show, and know of productions where they collected theirs AFTER their show. The tech schedule is prepared 1-2 weeks before the show, so the crew have their times planned out.


Production & Technical teams

Biggest kudos to them - without these helpful guys I'd have been floundering. The Theatre Manager & Supervisor are the ones in charge of the physical theatre and dressing rooms - they provided keys and access cards, advised on safety precautions backstage, and provided whatever set they could - in this case, millions of chairs and music stands, the sound boards, and the platforms for the performers. The Technical Managers are the ones in charge of the technical stuff - sound and lights. During the show, I liaise with the Technical Supervisor (who's also the lights man in this case) who's in charge of his team who makes the technical stuff happen - as well as providing walkie talkies and 'cans' (which are those wear-on walkie talkies stage managers use).

Rigging

Of course, as a performer you'll never see these things so I was quite surprised at what a labourious task lighting is. Firstly the light dude (LD for short) has to plan where to place the lights, and when you need very specific lighting - hence the need to attend some rehearsals. Once the production has the stage, they have to rig the lights - ie placing them, usually by mounting on their rails (which can be lowered to facilitate this). After that they have to plot and focus - which is the process of pointing them at the right direction, and adjusting their cover area (every light has 'flaps' which can control how big a 'circle' each light forms). Usually a guy goes on 'the Genie' (a mini man-crane - basically a portable platform with adjustable height) to do this. On a flat stage, all this is a piece of piss - but add any structure and the challenge curve rises quickly.
Plotting

Sound has its own set of challenges, which depends on the needs of each production. In our case it was thankfully very easy - 2 suspended mics and 2 mics on stands was all we needed to capture the full sound of the orchestra and choir. With The Odd Couple it was slightly more challenging as the sound dude (SD) has to know where to strategically place each mic and take into account all the other mics and situations that may arise. In the case of Broken Bridges in Ipoh, for example, it was quite a hellish experience - they had to place mics to decimetre (tens of centimetres) accuracy, AND make sure it was pointed in the right direction.

The Genie

KLPac Sinfonietta

There were 84 listed members of this orchestra, of which I'm convinced some of them never turned up. I couldn't track attendance properly though - I think I would've needed a stagehand just for that very purpose. For the long-term running of the Sinfonietta, I would recommend that they have some form of manager that would handle the members, their attendance and their needs. In all my time with them I think I can barely recall twenty names.

An variegated bunch, they were. The age range was pre-teen to early forties (I think), so my people-handling skills were seriously put to the test - from kids testing my boundaries to teenagers seeking approval to young adults with something to prove to 'old hands' who try to get away with things, to my one diva (thank the heavens the stars and all that's holy and otherwise there was only one) - I only really lost it once, when a whole bunch of factors just broke my threshold. In hindsight I really shouldn't have sworn so much, but I'm glad people 'get it' that I take my job seriously. They mostly took good care of themselves, though I really would've liked a more regular channel of communication with them - a 'notes' session before every show, if you will. I stole whatever time I could, but I know I never got to reach everyone all the time.

I don't know how orchestras work and how the Sinfonietta will work, but if they met regularly (and fully attended) they could really amount to something truly significant. People generally enjoyed them, as did I.
Full Dress Rehearsal side angle


La Voce Choir

Thankfully they were an autonomous group - all I had to do was communicate with their conductor and/or choir mistress, and the message would get through. Especially thankfully because their main language of communication is Mandarin, and 50 of them were kids. The other 40 were teenagers (roughly), who were much easier to talk to. I'd work with them again (the Youth Choir) - don't know about the Junior Choir though.

What they really need to improve is their enunciation and their posture. They sound good, but I don't know what the hell they were singing - even when I knew the words to the song!


Of candles and wax

Now we used candles in this production (hence the forename Candlelight) and I never want to use them in any production where I'm involved as a stage manager or stagehand again. Every day I scraped the damn wax off the floors for the audience to appreciate a clean floor for their first 15 minutes of the show. Unless I discover a clever quick-and-easy way of doing that, I never want to do it again. Just for future reference: IKEA sells candles in bulk (and in a small variety) - I bought VARDAGs which were sold in boxes of 50 for RM29. We used them 5/6 times, lasting about 20 minutes each time, and they burned about 20% of the way - meaning that they last. There is a serious surplus of VARDAGs at KLPac at this moment. Something else I've picked up - if you freeze the candles, it drips far less. Clever, eh? Such valuable insight was delivered to me by way of a rather effeminate Scotsman in BSC, if you can believe it. I've also discovered that a non-drip candle is one with the diagonal groove cut into it - as the wax flows along the groove, it hardens before reaching the bottom, so it's 'non-drip'!





Front-of-House (FOH)

This refers to the section of the production that deals with the audience - they check tickets, sell merchandise, usher people and escort little old ladies to their seats. They fall under the jurisdiction of the Theatre team, and they run the pre-show. It is only with their blessing that the stage manager can start the show.

Now personally I have NO experience there, and my next task is actually to get some - so what I say is purely from the perspective of a stage manager. I'm completely blind as to what goes on - my only link to the physical 'front of house' is via a walkie-talkie to the FOH supervisor.

Thus far, I'm still confused about one aspect - who calls the 'doors closed'? Every night I'm harassing them to shut the doors while they hold them open for 'this last bunch of people'. This really frustrates me as I regularly tell my performers and tech team to 'standby, 2 minutes to show' and then nothing happens 5 minutes later. Yes, this is the basis of my "blowing my top" above, where a little old lady took bloody forever to find her seat and sit her ass down while my 140-odd performers and 450+ audience stood by and waited.

In hindsight, I should have confirmed who calls the doors - I was under the impression I did, and that might have been my daily mistake. I must add that the KLPac FOH Supervisor is an absolute angel who made working there much easier, and who could very well have sheltered me from a veritable maelstrom outside that I'd have no idea about. I'll know better once I've done it for myself, won't I?


Stage Managing
Frankly, I love it. And hate it. There's something about it that really floats my boat, which is the whole mish-mash of skills you need to apply to make it happen. From running the whole programme, to knowing the flow of every single aspect (which lights when, which sounds when, who enters where when, what happens, etc), to the whole pre-show aspect of planning and preparing, to dealing with a whole variety of people to make things happen, to the simple 'muscle and sweat' of setting up the set and props.

Of course, what gets to me is the people. I sometimes feel, "I do everything to make sure you have everything you need, why can't you just do what you need to do properly?!?" I think I just have expectations of people that are sometimes too high. Some self-sabotage I might also do is not communicate my expectations to them. The beautiful paradox of it all is, of course, that the best part is the people. Meeting and getting to know some really interesting characters, and working with such calibre.





Conclusion

Would I do it again? Good question, one that I'll have to ask myself again after doing it one more time. At this moment, absolutely yes - however, I know that I don't get the same satisfaction as actually being on stage. Is it a question of passion? Perhaps. I derived great enjoyment from performing a job well done, and yet something wasn't there. Maybe it's the thanklessness of it all - the lack of appreciation of how much sweat and tears goes into it. Yes, I'm a clap-whore.

And that's a most interesting thing I've learned about myself this year. I remember telling myself that I never liked being 'on the spot' and that I perform better behind the scenes. Now, having been plonked into both situations on stage, I find myself drawn to the damn spot (light) and thriving there. And time to time I have vague recollections of working backstage in college, on... something. Dammit I can't recall the title right now, but I'll know it when I see it. The thing is, I honestly don't remember much of the experience except that I didn't enjoy it. And yet in Uni, I'd die to perform in the annual Malaysian Night.

Basically, at every stage in my life, I've somehow or another been involved in performing - and yet it's only now that I realise that I love it. As some bastard offspring of this realisation is the fact that I've rediscovered my passion for writing. It's something that I've always wanted to do since young, but somehow been programmed to not pursue as it brings no income/fame/fortune. Enter blog and a few kind words, and I can't bloody stop (apologies to the lost lunch hours of my readership).

Back on topic: it's been a pleasure working with the KLPAC crews, the Sinfonietta and the La Voce Choirs. Thank you for having me in your space.


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Thursday, December 14, 2006

The Most Delicious Burger in KL

No, it's not the (in)famous Ramly burger. Relish on Changkat Bukit Bintang specializes in burgers and damn are they amazing. Situated directly opposite Frangipani, next to Pampas, it's a clean and modern looking restaurant that also calls itself a cafe and bar. It opened 9 weeks ago, by a charming pan-Asian-looking Penangite. He took an instant liking to me (yeah yeah gay icon and all that) and told us all about his adventure leading up to the crucial decision to open Relish in KL.

2 pages of their menu (they have it on their website as a PDF file!) is dedicated to burgers. Beef, lamb, chicken, veg; in numerous styles for each. They also serve alcohol and some interesting desserts (which I hear are also good - will have to try next visit!). I had the "minty lamb", in which succulent pieces of lamb were lightly coated with a heavenly mint sauce and styled to pour out of a salad-filled pita bread. Every-bloody-thing on that plate was sheer delight to my taste buds, from the juicy lamb to the yummy sauce to the lightly-toasted just-crisp-enough pita to the dressing on the salad. I was audibly orgasmic, to the irritation of my friends beside me. I also tried their beef burger - the 6oz patty is the size of my fist, perfectly medium-rare and comes with its own fantabulous sauce. Deeelish!

So yes, I had a most fulfilling hour there at Relish - awesome company, got hit on by a cute guy, great conversation, a orgasmically epicurean experience - and the night had just begun! Sounds like a perfect girls' night out... except that I'm not a girl.


AmBank

I dropped in to AmBank's Road Tax Department at their headquarters on Jln Yap Kwan Seng recently and I was pleasantly surprised. Hassle-free efficient service (with one small glitch) and quick response. If you go before noon, they can do the renewal by 4pm. Massive kudos to their service (except for that last fuckwit who should be shot) and to anyone dreading the idea of going - it's not so bad.


Stage Managing, DBKL and signages

Part of the job as Stage Manager is to visit our most esteemed city council, DBKL, to apply for a licence for the show. After a stressful experience driving in KL traffic, I discovered the right building - on Jln Raja Abdullah, and NOT the main one on Jln Raja Laut where's it's always been. Of course, you can't tell it's DBKL until you've turned in towards the building, as the building sign is blocked by trees.

Thankfully, the service was fast and hassle-free (yes we're not keeping up our Third-World-country-image very well), with the mandatory grumpy civil servant and the kind 'mak cik' type. If you want to have a show in this country, you need to apply for an 'Entertainment Licence', which describes everything; also attached must be a synopsis, a cast list, a script (and/or lyrics), the applicant's photocopied IC, a seating layout and the company's registration details. In SIX COPIES. Xerox - sponsored by the Malaysian Government.


Cars and tyres

So I'm sitting here at some tyre shop in Sunway with some friends, typing out the skeleton of this entry. One of them's doing The Star's Sudoku, while the other 2 (car nuts who are the reason I'm here as compared to any other workshop in Klang Valley) are getting themselves off on the many rims that surround me. I'm feeling the same thing as I feel in a jewellery shop - headachy from too many shiny reflective things, heartachy from the price tags. As a man, I absolutely refuse to allow myself to get into cars and rims and chrome. Too expensive a hobby for me, and anyway it's too common here in Asia. Every other guy's into cars - damn boring right?

Anyway I've learnt a lesson about measuring the baldness of your tyres. Along the side of the tyres, there's a little triangle. If you follow it onto the tracks of the tyres, you'll find a raised indentation. It should be (according to my friend) at least 3mm deeper than the contact surface. Any less and it's time to change. Here's another description and an alternative measurement (if you have US pennies).


The Falalas

I got to see a preview of The Falalas at No Black Tie. I don't know what it is, but Christmas carols are great. Except the overplayed ones at shopping malls, of course. They're playing at Laundry on 20th Dec 2006 10pm onwards, check it out if you're not sick of carols by then.


Malaysiana

My favourite idiot thinks that we need more shopping malls in Malaysia (sorry can't find the article on Star Online). Yes, we need to have a higher ratio of Guardian pharmacies per square kilometer. Honestly, what in hell for?!? Mega Mall, Mega Mall 2, North Point. Ikano Power Centre, The Curve, Mutiara Cineleisure, 1 Utama 2 Utama 3 Utama. Sungai Wang, Lot 10, BB Plaza, Imbi Plaza, Low Yat Plaza, Star Hill, whatever monstrosity they're raising opposite over BBGS. Its staggering as it is, you want more?? Have you seen Times Square, Avenue K, Maju Junction? Why not revamp them into towering edifices dedicated to your stupidity before suggesting we get more? Mate. The problem with creating more retail space is that we're not creating enough stuff to sell there. So how do we fill up said space? With the same ol' chains.

The problem with THAT is that you're creating more sales assistants and store managers. "We have a large unemployed graduate workforce. How can we take care of that?" "Hey, I got it! Let's stuff 'em into shopping malls! And the way to stop them from lepaking is to have them tend stores!" CIA World Factbook 2020: Malaysia - employment 100%; retail industry 80%; GNP - RM0; primary reason due to majority of workforce keeping work hours equal to that of shopping malls, leaving no time to buy anything (hence no stimulus for demand), meaning that they don't earn anything due to lack of sales.

Skimming over the fact that we have so many other tourist attractions in our beautiful land, and the ridiculousness of orientating our tourism industry to our shopping circuit, as a standalone idea we could actually make it work. Thankfully we'll never do all that's necessary to make it work, but think about it - the whole Bukit Bintang area is really shaping up to be it. If they did some serious city planning (hah! Show me a city planner in Malaysia with an IQ above their age and I'll join a nunnery for life) and tourism planning, we could make BB such a kickass tourist zone - move out all the big businesses and banks, make the streets pedestrian only, ramp up the street entertainment.

Okay to be fair to my favourite idiot, he did make a sensible comment on the papers recently. I forget what it is, but all in all he's not doing too well in the "saying smart things on the papers" department. We should send him to the US - he'd stand a better chance politically there, judging from the current President.


Mini-yay

I'm mentioned in this month's Plan B. No, not even by name, but nevermind. Here it is:

... etc etc etc about Free Flow...

... A cute Chinese lad did an abstract comic piece about his dream of building the tallest durian tower, with a comfortably predictable ending of being crushed by the crumbling edifice of spikes. He was practiced, but nervous. A tubby middle-aged man...


What? So I'm a nameless "cute Chinese lad" in a two-liner in the best men's mag in Malaysia. Soon it'll be three, then four, then you'll see.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Candlelight Christmas

The Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre is proud to present
CANDLELIGHT CHRISTMAS
a debut concert by The KLPac Sinfonietta
conducted by Brian Tan
with La Voce Choir

Date & Time: 14 - 16 December at 8.30pm & 17 December at 3pm
Venue: Pentas 1, KLPac (location map available here)
Tickets: RM45, RM35 and RM25 (students, disabled & sr. citizens)

SCROLL DOWN FOR FAMILY PACKAGE DEAL - UP TO 15% DISCOUNT!

Candlelight Christmas is KLPac's offering this yuletide with a glorious evening of carols and symphonic music. Making its debut in this special concert is the KLPac Sinfonietta, a community orchestra recently set up by KLPac to help nurture musicians and promote orchestral music.

The KLPac Sinfonietta, conducted by Brian Tan, will perform Tchaikovsky's Nutcracker Suite and other Christmas favourites. Of course, no Christmas concert will be complete without a choir and the programme will also feature La Voce, a 30 member choir as well as an a capella children's choir.

Candlelight Christmas is a concert that will capture the spirit of Christmas with good music and plenty of good cheer! For concert programme, CLICK HERE.

Enjoy up to 15% DISCOUNT with our special family package! - Only RM120 or RM100 for 2 adults & 2 children with student IDs -

For tickets, call our box office:
(KLPac) 03-4047 9000 or (TAS@BSC) 03-2094 9400

www.klpac.com

Exquisitz - new boutique at Ikano

It's a women's boutique, at Ikano Power Centre Noel Village (map is in the flyer).

Go check out stuff from this up-and-coming designer!

Friday, December 01, 2006

Dear ShittyBank...

Dear Sir / Madam,

As much as I appreciate ShittyBank's attempts at making its online services more secure, it has been a source of great frustration to me. I have been unable to use your online banking facility, and I do not expect something like this from a leading international bank.

I have made 10 attempts to log in today, to no avail. Usually, the login page never fully loads, which means that I am unable to enter my password (due to an unloaded "pop-up security keyboard"). The next hurdle is the blank page that appears AFTER a successful login - nothing happens for 10 minutes, after which a "refresh" leads to a "session timeout" page. Which begins the whole process again. Note that I made several attempts yesterday, as well as over the past week. Should ShittyBank like to provide a service that can only be accessed at 1.20am, it should have the decency to inform all its customers of such a limitation so that they do not waste their time on a pathetic excuse for "online banking".

My suggestion to ShittyBank is this: either get its IT act together (by way of increasing the bandwidth to/from the servers, or increasing the number of servers [assuming that they are load-sharing, if not then do so immediately], or optimising the code running the web services; preferably all three), or shut it down. It does not befit a world-class bank to provide such a slipshod service that reeks of incompetence.

ShittyBank is supposed to be the best in Malaysia. Don't make me wrong now.



Yours sincerely,


your very fucked-off customer


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Do you know what fucked me off even more after getting all upset while writing that? I clicked Send, and got this:
SESSION TIMEOUT. Stupid hairy mothers!!!


So I had to recall it all, and add this:

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PS - Note that this is the second time I am writing this message. The first one was unable to be sent because of "session timeout". Please get IT to look into an increased timeout for the messaging screens, or at the very least some kind of warning so that well-thought-out messages do not get lost by your lack of diligence.

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I've not been a happy chappy today, no sir.