12 Symptoms of Tunku-itis
1. You think pork is the funniest dish served in restaurants.
2. You think laksa is the 2nd funniest dish served in restaurants.
3. You think being blind is a laughing matter.
3a. Colour. Blind.
4. You think hesitating for a moment is a good reason to break up with your other half.
5. You think being 4 minutes late is the other good reason, but redeemable by a song sung by 30 dancing people.
6. You think Negaraku should be followed by a rousing MER-DEKA (with an emphasis on "Mer", for god's sake, they pronounced it MERdeka back then, not merDEka like it is now, can you get it right or we'll just keep working on this song until you do!)!
7. You automatically sit up and pay attention when you hear Joe's voice on TV.
8. Hearing ordinary names like Syed, Malik and Cik Tan will get your attention.
9. Hearing ordinary words like "one moment ago", "he's coming home today" and "what a day" will make you repeat them in melody.
10. You think that Malay gangs are a real display of muhibbah-ness and Chinese gangs are selectively racist against lead actors.
11. You start associating certain cars with certain people.
12. You think Caltex is a mamak, not a petrol station.
2. You think laksa is the 2nd funniest dish served in restaurants.
3. You think being blind is a laughing matter.
3a. Colour. Blind.
4. You think hesitating for a moment is a good reason to break up with your other half.
5. You think being 4 minutes late is the other good reason, but redeemable by a song sung by 30 dancing people.
6. You think Negaraku should be followed by a rousing MER-DEKA (with an emphasis on "Mer", for god's sake, they pronounced it MERdeka back then, not merDEka like it is now, can you get it right or we'll just keep working on this song until you do!)!
7. You automatically sit up and pay attention when you hear Joe's voice on TV.
8. Hearing ordinary names like Syed, Malik and Cik Tan will get your attention.
9. Hearing ordinary words like "one moment ago", "he's coming home today" and "what a day" will make you repeat them in melody.
10. You think that Malay gangs are a real display of muhibbah-ness and Chinese gangs are selectively racist against lead actors.
11. You start associating certain cars with certain people.
12. You think Caltex is a mamak, not a petrol station.
Labels: theatre
posted by Jo at 6:03 pm
3 Comments:
heheeheh sounds kinda funny actually :P
No 13. The correct answer to the BIG question 'Marry me today?' is 'Football games, aeroplanes to fly'.
No 14. You think that Singapore is full of Spikes and Corn or sometimes full of Spies and scones.
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